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Nov 7, 2008

Don't Marry A Woman Who Talks Too Much....

A man and his wife are having a huge argument when their car is stopped by a police officer.

The man says: What’s the problem officer ??
Officer: You were going at least 75 in a 55 zone.
Man: No sir, I was going 65.
Wife: Oh, Harry. You were going 80.
(Man gives his wife a dirty look)

Officer: I’m also going to give you a ticket for your broken tail light.
Man: Broken tail light ?? I didn’t know about a broken tail light !
Wife: Oh Harry, you’ve known about that tail light for weeks.
(Man gives his wife a dirty look)

Officer: I’m also going to give you a citation for not wearing your seat belt.
Man: Oh, I just took it off when you were walking up to the car.
Wife: Oh, Harry, you never wear your seat belt.

Man turns to his wife and yells: Shut your mouth, woman !!!
Officer turns to the woman and asks, “Ma’am, does your husband talk to you this way all the time ??
Wife says: No, only when he’s drunk.

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