Don't Marry A Woman Who Talks Too Much....

A man and his wife are having a huge argument when their car is stopped by a police officer.

The man says: What’s the problem officer ??
Officer: You were going at least 75 in a 55 zone.
Man: No sir, I was going 65.
Wife: Oh, Harry. You were going 80.
(Man gives his wife a dirty look)

Officer: I’m also going to give you a ticket for your broken tail light.
Man: Broken tail light ?? I didn’t know about a broken tail light !
Wife: Oh Harry, you’ve known about that tail light for weeks.
(Man gives his wife a dirty look)

Officer: I’m also going to give you a citation for not wearing your seat belt.
Man: Oh, I just took it off when you were walking up to the car.
Wife: Oh, Harry, you never wear your seat belt.

Man turns to his wife and yells: Shut your mouth, woman !!!
Officer turns to the woman and asks, “Ma’am, does your husband talk to you this way all the time ??
Wife says: No, only when he’s drunk.
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9 comments: on "Don't Marry A Woman Who Talks Too Much...."

Sadique Ali said...

nice joke...
But I think I have heard this one before... :-)

Mel said...

ouch! hahahaha
soooooo very true!

Arjun said...

hehe... funny...


Hitesh said...

He he.... dats very funny....

Adam Lee said...

Did you come up with that one by yourself? Funny...

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