Two Ladies Meet In Heaven

1st woman: Hi! My name is Linda

2nd woman: Hi! I’m Kelly.... How did you die??
1st woman: I Froze to Death.

2nd woman: How Horrible....!
1st woman: It wasn’t so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about you?

2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.

1st woman: So, what happened??

2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking I ran up into the attic and searched, and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under the bed. I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died.

1st woman: Too bad you didn’t look in the freezer we both still be alive.
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6 comments: on "Two Ladies Meet In Heaven"

Kaber said...

ha ha nice one..

dude, Ive blog rolled you, can you blog roll me too

saif said...

ooh very funny...great post..

saif said...

and yeah how was your exams...hope u did great

Anonymous said...

good man .!!

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