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Dec 21, 2008

Two Ladies Meet In Heaven

1st woman: Hi! My name is Linda

2nd woman: Hi! I’m Kelly.... How did you die??
1st woman: I Froze to Death.

2nd woman: How Horrible....!
1st woman: It wasn’t so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about you?

2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.

1st woman: So, what happened??

2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking I ran up into the attic and searched, and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under the bed. I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died.

1st woman: Too bad you didn’t look in the freezer we both still be alive.

6 comments:

  1. ha ha nice one..

    dude, Ive blog rolled you, can you blog roll me too

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  2. and yeah how was your exams...hope u did great

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