Hand over fist !

A man walked into a cafe, went to the bar and ordered a beer.
"Certainly, Sir, that'll be one cent."
"One cent?" the man thought.
He glanced at the menu and asked, "How much for a nice juicy steak and a bottle of wine?"
"A nickel," the barman replied.
"A nickel?" exclaimed the man. "Where's the guy who owns this place? He must be losing money hand over fist!"

The bartender replied, "Upstairs, with my wife."
The man asked, "What's he doing upstairs with your wife?"
The bartender replied,"The same thing I'm doing to his business down here."
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3 comments: on "Hand over fist !"

Sriram said...

hahaha! Nice one mate!

Yan said...

Nice one man!

angel from heaven said...

lolz sooo funny!!!

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