I can't live with this anymore - Joke

A guy with a 25-inch penis went to a doctor and said, "I can't live with this anymore! It's too long."
The doctor replied, "I can't do anything for you, but if you see the witch doctor in the bayou, she can help you."

So, he went to the bayou and saw the witch doctor.
The witch doctor said, "Go into the swamp and you will find a female frog there. Ask her to marry you..she'll say "No".. and you'll lose 5 inches off your member!"

So, he went to the swamp and found the frog and asked her,"Will you marry me?"
"No!", she said.
He lost 5 inches off his member!

The guy liked the results, and thought, 20 inches is just too much. So he asked the frog again, "Will you marry me?"
The frog said, "No!"
And the guy lost another 5 inches.

He thought, God, 15 inches is great! But 10 inches would just be perfect.
So he asked again, "Will you marry me?"
And the frog said, "How many time do I have to tell you . .. NO! NO! NO!"
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7 comments: on "I can't live with this anymore - Joke"

Vinayak said...

well,my bro said this is a bad joke for my age group so I didnt read that.

PS-Hey as you commented on my blog,my first chapter of the story is a little bit inspired by Drake and Josh goes to Hollywood.

Anthony said...

hahaha your jokes are too funnyyyy !!

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insanevisitationsofacrazymind said...

haha.....nice one dere....buddy..

jaganmangat said...

fukin awesome...dude.......!!!!!!!

LW said...

heheee cool cool cool

Zaib said...

hahaha awesome bro...

hey vinayak... ur bro read it so did he like it ?

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